My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my spouse. Prepare to . . .
Written by Lynn Hare on August 12, 2017
Jesus is the greatest comic who ever lived. I make constant sweeps for His humor. But crocodile-infested waters are far from fun.
With a string of flared conflicts between Tim and me last week, I sobered over a financial talk that thrust us into bone-crunching contention. We entered into a yelling match. The whistling tea kettle steam that shot out my lid was aimed at Tim, but I got scalded too. I was mad at myself.
I spoke to Co-Co and said, “Hey, no nonsense! Time to get serious, right?”
Co-Co replied, “No. That’s where you’re wrong. This is when things get funny!”
“Huh?”
“I’ll help you,” He said, dimples popping. “Stay close to Me. I’ll show you how to break out of this.”
So the next afternoon, in the car as Tim and I drove to a business meeting, Co-Co said, “Listen to the Indiana Jones theme song.” I played the YouTube song on my phone via Bluetooth on the speakers overhead. I sang, “Dent de-dent-deh, dent-deh-deh . . .” and bounced along. Tim, who knows that my sanity flew out the window decades ago, amazingly entered into the spirit of the moment.
And then quantum humor leapt into play. Two movies were suddenly sharing the screen of my mind. Indiana Jones and now The Princess Bride.
In The Princess Bride, Spaniard Inigo Montoya’s father was killed by Count Rugen. When he finds Count Rugen, he delivers a threat of revenge he has rehearsed for years: “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
So I loudly shouted to Tim, (inches away), “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my spouse. Prepare to . . . ”
Tim said, “. . . get a reward of 60 pieces of silver!”
We roared with laughter. The heaviness was dispelled. We rejoiced in the moment. The authority of the fruit of joy restored our happiness.
We asked and extended forgiveness to each other. I took a brief moment to forgive myself. In an atmosphere of tenacious hilarity, I accepted Tim and myself. I suddenly refound a safe place.
There’s nothing you can do to separate yourself from the love of God. Neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor height, nor depth, nor Inigo Montoya, will be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord” (Rom. 8:38 LHV).
Friend, what silly act will shift you into Christ-joy today?
Imagine the possibilities!
Lynn
Bruce Cook On August 13, 2017 at 10:36 am
This is Beautiful Lynn!
Congratulations victor!
Lynn Hare On August 13, 2017 at 12:56 pm
Thanks, Bruce!
Jay On August 13, 2017 at 1:45 pm
Love it
Thanks for keeping it real Lynn
we absolutely take life way too seriously
what great examples to hold on more loosely and enjoy the journey without all the stress
Jay
Lynn Hare On August 13, 2017 at 11:39 pm
Jay, I appreciate it. Some days I get it wrong, but I’m grateful that love covers a multitude of sins! Good thing grace is at the core of this thing we call faith.
Kathryne On August 14, 2017 at 6:23 am
Excellent job at making me laugh, Lynn. Too often I need reminding that I serve a happy, laughing Jesus! I’m WAY too serious!
PS: Who the heck is Co-Co?
Lynn Hare On August 14, 2017 at 12:46 pm
Kathryne, glad I made you laugh! Co-Co is my nickname for our Comforter & Counselor, the Holy Spirit.
Karippelil Mathew On August 20, 2017 at 4:41 am
Co-Co for our comforter & Counselor, the Holy Spirit; I am going to remember it. Lynn you are blessed with talents and grace beyond measure. May God continue to use you for the glory of His kingdom.
Lynn Hare On August 21, 2017 at 4:46 pm
Thank you! I pray that our Comforter and Counselor uses YOU for the glory of God as He uses your gifts widely and expansively this year!